J Bomb was asked this morning by a friend of mine (who obviously does not have children and understand the swimming capabilities of 4 year olds) what stroke he swam. “Do you do butterfly when you swim?” she asked, clueless to the fact that his strokes were any movement that helps him avoid sinking.
He looked at her indiginantly. “I don’t do butterfly, I’m a boy. I don’t swim like a girl.”
“Oh,” she said, “what stroke do you swim?”
“I think I will swim shark stroke, boys like sharks.” he seriously replied.